Judge blocks law

Judge blocks aw that gave Uber drivers the right to unionize. Well, that is scary. Drivers make ess than minimum wage. All we need is more rules or regs.

Black hole

Black hole is super massive. Maybe that is where all my money is going.

sam song

Here is what I say on sam song. The galaxy note seven... it was the hottest phone ever. Well, in more ways an one. Wish we had one - NOT!

oil prices

Look on the bright side as we have low ongoing gas prices. That is good news for our poor. Still, oil prices are under pressure. Friends, this event is due to our economic crisis. Malls look like ghost towns now. Blame the mighty amazon.

JC Penny is going away

JC Penny is going away. Bankruptcy is near. The company is woe. Mark this day in your calendar as they are not long for our universe.

Autistic

Autistic kids down a lot more. Hey, not sure why this is so. Research is needed in this area. Time to stop talking about global warming. Find out what is going on.

JC Penny

JC Penny is circling the drain as we say. Frankly, it is closing 100 more. Yeah, the penny crash indeed does make us feel sore. Wish they were still around in a few years. Still, it was great while it lasted and all things must pass. Colleges, this is truly the tragic end of an amazing era.

Best list

Best list of 50's time travel movies. There are so many. Like where do we begin even? OK, so back to the future was about 1955 and there is peggy sue goes an marries. Her dad got an Edsel in 1959 - right or wrong. Ah, the past was not so worrisome.

Pluto

Pluto needs to be a planet again. It is a status we need to regain. Like why it was taken away... of that we are not so sure.

chess game ♜

They say that life is a chess game. Well, it might seem so. However, there is way too much pain. Question for you. All this suffering we see. Mostly, it is all over. Ah, is it really necessary? I do not believe so.

BTW, round up causes cancer. That is what the latest research says. Do not just belive me. Look it up.

pony

Um daddy, get me a pony. Horses cost a lot of money. Also, there is a lot of time that must be spent in taking care of one. Yeah, we did say care. Most kids do not understand what responsibility means. Of course, they will learn soon. Ah yes, but of course.

Uber is dangerous

Uber is dangerous for passengers. Do not let you guard down ever. Please do open your eyes. It is one scary service. Time to delete a mean app. Just remember my warning. Friends, your life is precious. Don't throw it away... to save a few pennies.

Business ethics

Business ethics is an oxymoron. Silicon Valley companies need an ethics revamp. It is like they do not have any. Certainly, that is some sour news. That said, a least we understand the problem and know that we must try to really improve.

no privacy

There is no privacy in america.  Please understand the reason. Authorities want to know what is going on. Hey, it is a strange new universe. Let me be honest with you. Often we are full of concerns. Employees are fired if they say something that is not politically correct so keep both eyes open.

Neanderthals

This just in. Not all Neanderthals were carnivores. Yeah, some were vegan. Life is so amazing. Just what do we even see. I thought they were all hunters, but I was wrong.

Uber

Uber does have some issues. People express serious concerns. Like they are under investigation now. Future may appear grim... however, that is not stopping this company.

no trees

High up in the mountains there are no trees, but a lot of grass. Ah yes, an alpine meadow is what we see. Yet, it feels a bit barren to me. Definitely, trees provide like sort of a canopy. Not very happy when it is gone.

living space

Do we have enough living space. Ah yes, that is my answer. Still, we do wonder about the planet we live on. Yeah, we will have in DC the earliest cherry blossoms ever. Hey, this is news. Just what do we even see.