Saturday, October 29, 2016
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Steven Gibbs suffers from arachnophobia. Fear of spiders is what that word does mean. Hey, we do not like those creepers. Yesterday, one bit me. Just why do they exist any way. People should get a spray can. Like we can fumigate the area. Get rid of tarantulas that scare us. Bugs that bite people deserve to become an extinct species. Colleges, that is how it is. Spiders are more than just creepy. Fact is, they can be poisonous.
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Monday, October 24, 2016
Sunday, October 23, 2016
Like wow, pay pal gets rid of its e-bay roots this year. Finally, it is treated as a separate company. Yeah, this is great news. Do wish they would grow up. Just listen to me... freezing accounts is a pain. Maybe if they stop doing that, people will use em more.
Saturday, October 22, 2016
Friday, October 21, 2016
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Monday, October 17, 2016
Saturday, October 15, 2016
Why are there so many BUGS in computer programs. It is like being in a field in summer. Most are simply logic errors. Actually, these are quite common. Still, we need to pay more attention to quality control and pay more. Yeah, a lot of coders make 50 cents an hour down in asia. Hard to motivate your people without using green.
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Don't buy stuff on amazon. Hey apple says 90% of its products are fakes - not genuine. Well, that should indeed surprise no one. Knock off king is asia. Wonder who the queen is.
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
OK so only one in five millennials has eaten a big mac. Time to sit down you CLOWN... or we will get angry. Fellows, this bozo is creepy. Basically, I do not want a small coke or a big mac. Yeah, they are both horrible for your health - coke is full of sugar. The burger is full of fat and greasy.
Monday, October 10, 2016
Trump does threaten to lock up Hillary if he wins. Oh wow, the plot thickens as we say. Certainly, we are in interesting times and that is not a positive view. Do wonder what tomorrow can give us. Just keep both your eyes open. Bumpy highway full of pot holes is ahead for all of us.
Saturday, October 8, 2016
OK, so porch pirates are stealing packages that arrive via amazon. Best that a signature is something you require. Folks, this is a really BIG issue. Most people cannot stay home waiting for that important package to arrive. Let us start getting some secure cameras. Maybe we can catch the porch pirates before they pull off another caper.
Thursday, October 6, 2016
Ronald McDonald is resigning. He was just too creepy. Yeah, clowns are that way. People do not like em any. That is why we do not go to the circus. It is not the elephants or tigers that scare us. Oh wow, it is the weirdos with big red noses. All he needs to do is get a clown car. Ronald McDonald should have retired many years ago.
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Esperanto failed to transform our universe. Yeah, it would be great if we all had a language in common. People could communicate with more ease. Sadly, that is not our case. In fact, it has less than one million regular speakers and will die away. Maybe there is little hope for us. All we see is greed over money.
Sunday, October 2, 2016
Environmentalists have stopped talking about acid rain. All they seem to speak on now is global warming. They are against burning coal for some reason. Sadly, we understand what is going on. Like there is no acid rain. Doubt there ever was.
Saturday, October 1, 2016
Netflix down again. Fellows, it is time to upgrade your servers. Yeah, that old school blade is cutting us... to pieces. Where are my movies. Oh, that's right, I cannot see any. However, I still have to pay. Funny, if I do not show up for work the fire me. Like that should also apply to you. Please get your ducks in a row. Otherwise, I might drop your service. After all, I get free movies on amazon. Well, they are not exactly free, but a bonus that is part of amazon prime.