slender man

Ah yes, slender man is a movie. Perhaps, we will go see one. Strange indeed that he would get a film of his very own. Well, a movie that is. My viewing habits are my own. However, it will probably not be a slender man. Just what can we say on that skinny guy. Basically, he gives me the creeps.

California

California has massive wildfires raging. Scientists claim this is due to global warming. Well, we are not so sure. After all, there have been wildfires many years. Please add that there are reports of arson. Yeah, we think that it is evil malicious humans that cause fires, not too much carbon dioxide in our air.

Google

Google could become a one trillion dollar company soon. This is a race. Who will win?  OK, mon also in the race is amazon. Jeff Bezos is firing on all cylinders now. His firm is really doing so super. They are simply amazing. However, we believe that Google could indeed win. Ah yes, time will tell as we say.

Walt Disney

Walt Disney will eliminate plastic straws next year. Friends, this is great news. Basically, we have too much pollution in our seas. A lot of that is plastic pieces. Sadly, plastic is not biodegradable, so it persists in our environment and causes us pain.

strange architecture

Often we remark on the strange architecture that we see. Please understand that what is odd to me, might be to you so common. Hey, we are all not exactly the same.

rain

Yo, we got a lot of rain. It is coming in waves. This is the wettest July ever. Basically, we wonder about what is really going on. Definitely, we need to dry out some. Mold could become an issue.

MSNBC

MSNBC says they are committed to hard news. I do not think that strategy provides us with the most views. People love to hit on clickbait articles that are so controversial, such a major divorce by an actor with a big name.

Ritz crackers

Ritz crackers found to contain salmonella germ. This bacteria can make you sick to your stomach my fellow nice ones. Hey, it a risk when you eat a cookie so please be more aware. Like this is no joke to get sick yo.

JPEG or raw

Often we wonder if we should shoot photographs in JPEG or raw. JPEG is available in older cameras. However, it has limited dynamic range. Also, it does not give you many options when you try to edit your pictures in photoshop. In contrast, raw is great at allowing people to make any changes to an image. That said, raw consumes more memory space. Yeah, it is slower to process in camera.

6037 AD

6037 AD is the date when the Montauk Boys view the Montauk golden horse statue in the middle of a town square. The city is seen in ruins. However, the horse statue has strange inscriptions in its belly and nobody is talking about what it means. Strange stuff to be sure.

Big K

Big K is doing so awful, which is the opposite of awesome. There was a Kmart near me. Sadly, they are no more. Yeah, it closed down a few months ago. Actually, to tell you the truth, the place was empty most of the timer anyway.

John Schnatter is a pizza man

John Schnatter is a pizza man. Like he was the founder and face of Papa John's pizza. Well, right now he says it was a major mistake to resign.  Actually, we agree. Yeah, we all make mistakes and eventually gotta pay. However, in this case... I believe that the price was excessive.

Genetically modified babies

Genetically modified babies are near. People, this makes the Frankenstein monster seem so tame in comparison. Just what are we doing to our young ones? Expect our genetic pollution to increase.

news

This just in. Well, we got some awesome news. Girl travel across our country hugging cops. OK, so that is her mission. She is so nice.

Photography terms

Photography terms in common use. Ah yes, please do learn some more. Most of these terms should indeed be obvious to you. Could be that you will soon learn a few new ones. That's not my bag as we say. Yeah, we do agree. However, you can make it so.

happy endings in movies

Oh, yea, happy endings in movies can occur. However, they are rare. REAL life tends to be quite different than REEL as we have seen. Sadly, living things can get quite tragic. Although there is some magic.

Saturn's plasma waves

Saturn's plasma waves are eerie. Hey, we do like the planet with rings. Maybe, there is a lot more that is exciting in our universe.

our small towns

Right now, our small towns in america are suffering more. OK, so talented people are leaving to see the exciting big city and pastures that are greener. Mostly, those citizens that stay are old and retired or near so. Well, that creates a major problem for all of us.

prison

Let our poor students escape debtors prison. Yeah, we did indeed say escape. Well, student loans are just too expensive. Please make this important change we do beg you.

breathtaking beauty

The breathtaking beauty we see. Here it is. Folks, we do love what God has given us. Just look at this panoramic scene. Oh wow, this is a pure awesome sauce.

brands

OK, so the world's most valuable brands tend to favor technology companies. Think Apple and Google and so on. Basically, we see that technology is rising.

Cats

Cats bring us joy. Yo, we should get one. That said, we need a solid reason. Steven Gibbs says that people looking for a vortex should get a feline companion. Well, that might seems as an interesting reason. However, it is good enough for me.

Papa John

Papa John founder John Schnatter uses the n-words which people are not allowed to say. Unless you are a rapper. Then it is OK with you. Freedom of speech is no more. Yeah, that is certainly what we see.


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long form content

Data shows that people want long-form content and they are so serious. Most of our content is popcorn. Basically, it is mostly air. Fluff is another given name. Yeah, we do admire reporters who stick to their craft and create exciting newsworthy stories that are worthy of the paper they are printed on.

China vows revenge

China vows revenge. They will retaliate for tariffs on their products by blocking ours. Hey, this is a full-blown trade war. Do hope that cooler heads will prevail, but we will see.

exciting day

Ah yes, exciting day today is. July 4th is full of fireworks and fun, but we should all exercise some care. Yo, we do not want an accident to occur.

PC sales are growing

PC sales are growing. This is event true for the first time in six years. Friends, this really is awesome news. Maybe, we can finally get lower prices. Tired of heavy laptops that are under power and over price.

soda tax

California bans the soda tax just now. Soft drink companies are grinning ear to ear. Well, we could see this one coming. It was a tax similar to the one on cigars. Frankly, this nasty tax was really designed to help us. Also, it brought cities some more revenue.

our DNA

DNA can help solve cold cases. This gives us new evidence to work on. Also, it removes some suspects from our pool of possible candidates for committing a crime. Yeah, all in all, we have a powerful tool when using our DNA to help solve crimes that were committed a long time ago.