ABC

ABC news is wow. They allow comments, but other channels got rid of their section years ago. Most has the usual excuses. People can be a bit man. Still, freedom of speech is important to us. ✮

over crowded

People tell you the world is over crowded, but they are wrong. Actually, we need more young ones. Otherwise, who will pay when you retire?

Good question and ZPG has no answer. What does ZPG mean? That would be zero population growth as we do not see a world of soylent green.

Carrie Fisher

Carrie Fisher is gone. She was famous for playing Princess Leah in star wars. The first one was an awesome movie. Definitely, they do not make them that way anymore. A lot of little girls dreamed of being a princess... in a galaxy far far away.

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Alien worlds

Aliens worlds might look different than ours. Still the law of gravity is same. Laws of physics are similar all over our universe.

NASA Apollo 11 rocket

Right now, in the front pocket of your coat, you have a smartphone that has more processing power than the fabled NASA Apollo 11 rocket that supposedly took two men Buzz Aldrin and Niel Armstrong to our moon. Except, we do not go anymore. To the lunar surface, that is. Maybe, we never did go.

Ah yes, science gives us answers we cannot question, but I would rather have questions, that have no answer.

Paul Ryan

Paul Ryan was re-elected as speaker of the house to congress. It is time for change in america. Results is what is necessary. Let us work together and raise our aim.

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Twitter

Twitters is not that popular anymore. They were shutting down accounts this year. Also, super mario runs in sour press. Yeah, that is some max news. Well, the awesome sauce is no more. That is what we guess. Here is looking at you gamers.

create an HDR pano

Well, this should brighten up your year. Here is create an HDR pano. Oh wow, this is not so easy. Best of luck to you.

3 billion

3 billion is a lot of money. That is how much Uber lost this year. Frankly, I do not like this company. They replaced professional drivers with unprofessional ones. Mostly, they are destroying taxi services. Colleges, this is one crap app. It places in danger a lot of penny-pinching passengers. Yeah, ride-hailing is cheaper for a reason. Please be more aware. Otherwise, you might one day be involved in an accident with serious injuries. Do not expect your local ride-hailing service... to pay.

video store

Folks, the video store is no more. Just why is a mystery to us. Customers still like to watch movies. However, they can stream on Netflix or download from amazon. Basically, we are living in a new era. Still, that does not explain the Blockbuster bankruptcy to us. Definitely, it is an amazing enigma. ☻

Fact checking

Fact checking is important for your body copy. Already, there is a lot of trouble with fake news. Content creators must be on their toes and have a good nose. Lies can often smell fishy to us. Definitely, we need to exercise more care. Otherwise, our readers will not believe what we say. It is important to make sure that you check all your sources. Yeah, we did say make sure.

Casey Neistat

Casey Neistat sold Beme to CNN for 25 million and does not blog any more. Well, that is interesting news. His blog we gonna miss. Time marches on. It stops for no one. ✪

linked in

Microsoft buys linked in. Like what is going on. Jobs are few and bills are so many. Fly me to our moon. People, we are being lied to all the time even.

Jill Stein

Jill Stein has recount appeal denied just now. For Hillary, this is sour news. Trump did win. However, margins were narrow. Reminds me of all gore. Lots of recounts after the election, but there we are. Supreme Court had to step in.

every empire

Tolerance is a virtue of every empire... before passing away. Please do gaze on your dusty history books, as we see every sort of bizarre activity occurs before the fall of every enormous empire. Rome is a good example of one.

new site

just gaze on a new site for you. It is Kuiella Taldama.

Yeah, that is the name. KT is max.

oil prices increase

Folks, oil prices increase. That is not good for our economy. Malls are already shutting down, but now people will stay home to save on gas. Hey, it is not what you think, but what it is. World need oil, but we are becoming more self sufficient every year. Let us hope that we get a major breakthrough in solar energy.

telephone

Steven Gibbs has a new telephone number. It is 785-219-2110. Do wish he would answer his telephone more. Ah yes, we did say answer. When it ring and rings... that is a pain. He should indeed pick it up.

150

150 applicants tried to get on lousy job - yes. Read it and weep. People fight over one position that pays minimum wage. Great to live in a new america. Jobs are few and bills are many. According to Hillary, america is already great, and just maybe that absurd tone deaf comment explains why she did not win.

ice

sadly, there is too much snow. Also, there is a lot of ice. Well, that is not so nice. Right now, I am cooking some rice.

canines

Dogs are supposed to be man's best friend, but I am not so sure. Yesterday I was trying to get on my plane and canines were pawing us. Hey, I understand that most people want to be safe or secure. That said, this is an invasion of our privacy. Ain't it great to live in a police state... one that reminds me of nazi germany.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump threatens companies moving over seas. Jobs is what we need, and he is creating some. Look at carrier. They were shutting down in Indianapolis and moving to mexico. Well, that will not occur. 1,000 jobs are staying in america.

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Hulu

Hulu signs deal with Disney to stream movies. Folks, They are a day late and a dollar short once more. Maybe, good old Disney needs to wake up. People in wall street are not buying this one. Netflix is the only game. I mean, we do have amazon prime. Yeah, they are another choice, but a poor one. OK, so poor old Disney tried to prop Hulu up. Just what do we say... dream on.

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melting polar ice

Do we have some melting polar ice. Perhaps, there are rising seas.  There are many scientists who claim we face global warming. Frankly, I do not agree. Look at our ocean. It is not rising. I was in Miami this year. Water levels are the same, Docks are not underwater or near so. Believe me, nobody is building a sea wall to protect condos or complaining about flooding during high tide, so my answer is no.

Star wars

Star wars was an awesome movie. I saw it a long time ago. Funny, it almost seems like almost yesterday to me.

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Time Sink

Maybe it is just me. Folks, there is a lot of my day that I waste on nuisances. For example, robot calls to my cell phone trying to sell me crap. Also, twitter is a time sink as we see. All those tweets cost me energy. Do wish they dodo birds at corporate would stop deleting accounts because the person has an uncommon opinion.

manufacturing

Will manufacturing move back too USA soon? Frankly, we do not think so. Hey, we could be wrong. Still, we notice that a lot of jobs are going to asia. Employers wanna pay... 50 cents per hour and that is a lot less than USA minimum wage.

rain

This has been a crazy year. Like there was just too much rain. Plain truth is that we need to see more sun. Flooding was starting to worry me. Just what do you think is going on. Colleges, like every cloudy day is a different shade of dark gray.

sea ice

This has been one warm year. Oh yes, there is a record low amount of sea ice. Scientists claim it is due to global warming. Still, we may think that is so. Certainly, time will tell us. Back in the 70's that said we were going into a new ice age. Funny, those men in science. Like they do not talk about a coming ice age any more. Yeah, we often ponder why this is so.

Twitter

Twitter is getting rid of hate speech. Freedom is going away. Who determines what forms of online dialog we permit any way. Colleges, we believe in freedom of the press. Democracy is something we base on free expression.

dry

It's been a bit dry this year. Wish we got in the south some more rain. Like that would yield a bumper crop. Oh well, there is always next year.

Face time

Face time is a never win. Bosses demand to see you. Well, the result is the universe we are in. Unpaid hours are many. People are willing to work if you pay em. 💃

gift for xmas

Yo, parents are not getting kids gifts for xmas. Hey, this is big with social justice warriors. They believe presents teach materialism to young ones. Well, we are not so sure. Let us be clear on one issue. I do believe in Jesus, but He never told us to celebrate his birthday, and people in the Roman Empire did have the Saturnalia as they did worship the sun. Mostly, this was brought into Christianity but it is pagan. Read up on what the early church did believe in.

propane

Better get some propane. It shall become more expensive. Well, this i how it seems. May our lord and master have mercy on us.

pod cast

Advertising on a pod cast can help you get some green. Yeah, we are talking about making money. That is what we fuss on. Do you want to become a sponsor. Well, there are a lot of pod casts with audiences that are growing. Folks, this area is massive.

underwater macro

Photography is super max. However, some of the best is underwater macro. There is a lot going on. All you have to do is go on a journey... under the sea.

paris

I love paris. It is a city full of beauty and energy. Street are wide and ornate, but that is not all as we say. Certainly, an adventure for all of us.

audience awareness

All the world is a stage - William Shakespeare, but what does mean? OK, so we need to enjoin new resources. Yeah, what we need is audience awareness.

4K cameras

4K cameras are awesome. Film quality is super max. However, videos on the internet are experiencing compression. That introduces artifacts that degrade the view. What we need are more movies. Not just in 4K any way.

arachnophobia

Steven Gibbs suffers from arachnophobia. Fear of spiders is what that word does mean. Hey, we do not like those creepers. Yesterday, one bit me. Just why do they exist any way. People should get a spray can. Like we can fumigate the area. Get rid of tarantulas that scare us. Bugs that bite people deserve to become an extinct species. Colleges, that is how it is. Spiders are more than just creepy. Fact is, they can be poisonous.

soda pop

I do not like soda pop. There is too much sugar. Like that is not good for you. Well, we need to find a new way. Sugar free is also not an option for us.

survive

Big cities will go away... some small towns may survive. Night is not a friend, but an enemy. What do we gain from sun gazing. Not sure on gain. Darkness is a given.

pay pal gets rid of its ebay roots

Like wow, pay pal gets rid of its e-bay roots this year. Finally, it is treated as a separate company. Yeah, this is great news. Do wish they would grow up. Just listen to me... freezing accounts is a pain. Maybe if they stop doing that, people will use em more.

european mars mission

Got some sour news. It is on our european mars mission. Yeah, we do fear things are about to get even worse. Like there is a feeling of sorrow. Always did like the planet known as mars. Better luck next time fellow voyagers.

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fail whale

Twitter was down again. Attack came in waves. Truly, this is so scary. Well, it is back up. Maybe we need to lock pranksters up. Frequency of malware is increasing.

AT&T

AT&T may buy time warner. That is the latest news. OK, ma bell needs to stop buying up companies. Folks, this is sour news. Do wish things were better for us. Less competition usually means HIGHER prices.

Netflix

What is leaving Netflix or coming. Yeah, they have old movie. Like most are so poor.  Wish the bought a few good ones. Sadly, those are expensive. Hey. we can dream can't we.

bugs

Why are there so many BUGS in computer programs. It is like being in a field in summer. Most are simply logic errors. Actually, these are quite common. Still, we need to pay more attention to quality control and pay more. Yeah, a lot of coders make 50 cents an hour down in asia. Hard to motivate your people without using green.

amazon

Don't buy stuff on amazon. Hey apple says 90% of its products are fakes - not genuine. Well, that should indeed surprise no one. Knock off king is asia. Wonder who the queen is.

big mac

OK so only one in five millennials has eaten a big mac. Time to sit down you CLOWN... or we will get angry. Fellows, this bozo is creepy. Basically, I do not want a small coke or a big mac. Yeah, they are both horrible for your health - coke is full of sugar. The burger is full of fat and greasy.

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Trump

Trump does threaten to lock up Hillary if he wins. Oh wow, the plot thickens as we say. Certainly, we are in interesting times and that is not a positive view. Do wonder what tomorrow can give us. Just keep both your eyes open. Bumpy highway full of pot holes is ahead for all of us.

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porch pirates

OK, so porch pirates are stealing packages that arrive via amazon. Best that a signature is something you require. Folks, this is a really BIG issue. Most people cannot stay home waiting for that important package to arrive. Let us start getting some secure cameras. Maybe we can catch the porch pirates before they pull off another caper.

Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald is resigning. He was just too creepy. Yeah, clowns are that way. People do not like em any. That is why we do not go to the circus. It is not the elephants or tigers that scare us. Oh wow, it is the weirdos with big red noses. All he needs to do is get a clown car. Ronald McDonald should have retired many years ago.

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Esperanto

Esperanto failed to transform our universe. Yeah, it would be great if we all had a language in common. People could communicate with more ease. Sadly, that is not our case. In fact, it has less than one million regular speakers and will die away. Maybe there is little hope for us. All we see is greed over money.

acid rain

Environmentalists have stopped talking about acid rain. All they seem to speak on now is global warming. They are against burning coal for some reason. Sadly, we understand what is going on. Like there is no acid rain. Doubt there ever was.

Netflix down again

Netflix down again. Fellows, it is time to upgrade your servers. Yeah, that old school blade is cutting us... to pieces. Where are my movies. Oh, that's right, I cannot see any. However, I still have to pay. Funny, if I do not show up for work the fire me. Like that should also apply to you. Please get your ducks in a row. Otherwise, I might drop your service. After all, I get free movies on amazon. Well, they are not exactly free, but a bonus that is part of amazon prime.

Wells Fargo

Wells Fargo makes employees work extra hours without pay. People who complain get the ax. In russia people rob bank, but in america, BANK ROB YOU.

amazon

Please gaze on amazon. They beat their earnings. Wild how they keep on growing. Best that they lower their prices. Retail is getting smashed this year.

American Airlines

American Airlines and US air ways merger is coming. Expect to see higher prices. World is getting smaller on us.

Yahoo

Yahoo data breach was a major pain. They need to make their operation more secure. Question for you. Who is minding their many servers. Do you think this is one prissy poor company. Hey, get rid of the top execs. Bring back the old guard that made this firm an internet hero, because not it feels like a zero.

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miami

There is an overload of condos in miami. Fellows, this market is over built and then some more. Reminds me of the 2008 real estate crash when people were practically giving em away. At least we have low gas prices now.

scares you

Question, my fine ones. What scares you. It might be spider, snakes, dark places, or even LOUD noises. Still, there are many phobias that tens us up. All of us must get over our fear and remember to not panic.

rioters

CNN's reporter Ed Lavandera was knocked to the ground by rioters. Folks, this event is scary. Heck, we cannot report news any more. Nasty people are full of violence in high crime areas.

64 K-marts

64 K-marts are closing. This is due to our poor economy. Most people do not have any extra money. What little cash they do have is used in going to the grocery. Look at all the food prices. Yeah, those just keep on going up. Sadly, we need to eat and do not require games. Friends, I predict a terrible xmas season.

images

Filters can improve your images. These can change the mood of your scenes. Content is great with pics. Just make sure that the photograph is clear and crisp. OK so look at this one. Like there is an open expanse using green.

male gaze

Actually, some women long for a male gaze. Most do not want people to look at em. However, look at the clothes they wear. Makes me wonder about how people are.

pipeline leak

Oh wow, a pipeline leak affects gas prices. Well, we need to get truck ready to move gas. This is turning into a major worry. How long is it going to take to repair. Boys, you gotta fix that pipe.

space shuttle

Sadly, there is no more space shuttle in america. Maybe we ran outta money - we guess. There use to be a space shuttle in russia. OK, so that was back in the soviet era. Perhaps on an alternate time line the space shuttle still flies in outer space.

double dose

It took a double dose of pesticide to kill the mosquitoes that spread the zika virus. Frankly, we do wonder on that one. Like what if it comes back stronger as a resistant bug that is immune. Colleges, that could happen in less than one year. Do hope that we are wrong.

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ghost malls

Sadly, ghost malls are many.  Blame our prissy poor economy. Jobs are moving over seas. Factories shut down and warehouses board up. Yeah, we are flat busted now. Why do politicians not wake up. Citizens, there is no recovery. Life goes on. Maybe we can scream amazon. They are just a symptom of a major issue. Reality is starting to hit us. Great, where do we go. Online is the place that comes up. Victory is the opposite of what is going on. Do understand that devastation to our economy is massive.

purple you say

Here is what science says. The world was purple once. Like there was no green. OK so the purple plants died out and that is why they are now green. Maybe that does not make any sense. Hey, they just make it up. Just like global warming.

preparing your images

Don't put junk on the internet, or it will tarnish your rep. Like all we have is our name. Remember, preparing your images is max. Get them to look super. Explore new software programs. Often they will have filters your can use. It is a great way to spruce up your images. Maybe you can add some spice.

free photos

Need free photos for your blog or web pages. Do hit the link and get some. Oh wow, these beautiful picture are available for us. Like there are so many images. Most look to be super pro. Yeah, stock was getting too expensive. Also, let me add, most credits on stock sites expire in one year.

grocery prices

Yo, grocery prices are going up. Sadly, food is more expensive. What about your wages. Expect those to stay the same or near so.

clowns are scary

Police threaten to arrest people who dress up as clowns - yes. Well, I always knew this place was a circus. Yeah, clown are scary. Just what else is new. Maybe they are watching too many horror core movies.

Mobile

Mobile is changing search engines. Get rid of fluffy writing and crap copy. People, there is no secret sauce. Customers are not as forgiving any more. They always want more. Also, they don't wanna pay. Free is great for them, but not for you. Yahoo is learning that hard lesson now. OK so what about us.

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max worse

Perhaps we will have a severe recession. Things keep on going max worse. DEPRESSION is near. Like that is what we fear, and we do not need to be a seer. Just gaze on the situation with our currency wars. Red china keep lowering their yuan. Folks, this is getting serious. Expect things to get worse. Politician say we should not worry. After all, we are in an economic recovery. I really hope so.

logo

Here are logo design fails for you. Most are funny and then some more. Still, we can wonder on why this is not occurring. Failure to plan is similar to planning to fail, but not exactly the same.

stock market crashes

Here are stock market crashes for you. Do wonder on where we are going. Please tell me that is all a bad dream as it feels like a fright mare. Time to wake up is now.

improve you career

Folks, this just in. Oh yes, swearing can improve your career. 
Well, we do not think so. Like some one can sue you.

Joke

Joke is on us. Time travelers caught on camera. Question is it even genuine. 
Well, we cannot be so sure. Looks can deceive you.

Stocks

Stocks are still holding up. Just how long can this go on. Like can you imagine. Crash is coming soon. People, we are flat broke now.

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mountains

Look at the mountains my fine ones. What we expect is a shock wave. This is going to be massive. Keep looking up.

cargo

Folks, there is a lot of over seas cargo. In fact, most of our jobs are gone. Business decide to relocated to save money. There are many reasons. Authority figure have a lot of excuses. Look at all the companies. Just why are they down sizing.

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25 best

Here are 25 best pixar movies.Gotta love this company. It was created by the late Steve Jobs years ago. Sadly, it is not as great any more. Disney bought it up.

spike

Do we have spike - yes. Things will get a pump up. Yet, we need to understand what is going on. Folks, our jobs are moving over seas. Unwinding of our economy is max.

rivers

Do we like fast rivers. They do not stagnate on us. Flowing water tastes better any way. Just love the flavor of the cool mountain spring.