big mac

OK so only one in five millennials has eaten a big mac. Time to sit down you CLOWN... or we will get angry. Fellows, this bozo is creepy. Basically, I do not want a small coke or a big mac. Yeah, they are both horrible for your health - coke is full of sugar. The burger is full of fat and greasy.

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Trump

Trump does threaten to lock up Hillary if he wins. Oh wow, the plot thickens as we say. Certainly, we are in interesting times and that is not a positive view. Do wonder what tomorrow can give us. Just keep both your eyes open. Bumpy highway full of pot holes is ahead for all of us.

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porch pirates

OK, so porch pirates are stealing packages that arrive via amazon. Best that a signature is something you require. Folks, this is a really BIG issue. Most people cannot stay home waiting for that important package to arrive. Let us start getting some secure cameras. Maybe we can catch the porch pirates before they pull off another caper.

Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald is resigning. He was just too creepy. Yeah, clowns are that way. People do not like em any. That is why we do not go to the circus. It is not the elephants or tigers that scare us. Oh wow, it is the weirdos with big red noses. All he needs to do is get a clown car. Ronald McDonald should have retired many years ago.

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Esperanto

Esperanto failed to transform our universe. Yeah, it would be great if we all had a language in common. People could communicate with more ease. Sadly, that is not our case. In fact, it has less than one million regular speakers and will die away. Maybe there is little hope for us. All we see is greed over money.

acid rain

Environmentalists have stopped talking about acid rain. All they seem to speak on now is global warming. They are against burning coal for some reason. Sadly, we understand what is going on. Like there is no acid rain. Doubt there ever was.

Netflix down again

Netflix down again. Fellows, it is time to upgrade your servers. Yeah, that old school blade is cutting us... to pieces. Where are my movies. Oh, that's right, I cannot see any. However, I still have to pay. Funny, if I do not show up for work the fire me. Like that should also apply to you. Please get your ducks in a row. Otherwise, I might drop your service. After all, I get free movies on amazon. Well, they are not exactly free, but a bonus that is part of amazon prime.