College

College is way too expensive. OK, so the future of jobs is about getting valuable skills, not degrees we tell you. Please understand that a lot of work is moving overseas. Big companies wanna TRIM expenses. Yeah, that means you.

economic crisis

Fellow colleagues, we will not sugar coat it for you. Basically, we are in an economic crisis. Just look at the stocks yesterday and it is not a great start for a new year. Oh yes, they do wanna blame a new war. Always, there are more excuses.

Baby giraffe

A baby giraffe was born in a zoo. This kid is almost as cute as tiny baby yoda or near so. Well, there we are.

holiday season

People do like the happy holiday season. Certainly, it can be a happy occasion. Still, all those gifts cost a boatload of money. Ah yes, getting them can be a nuisance. I prefer to stay home and not deal with the crowds at the mega mall or the big box store that is near.

26 of worst cars

Here is a list of the 26 worst cars ever. I am talking about within the last nine years. Let us not bring up an Edsel or other such automobile monstrosities of a bygone age. OK, so on the list was the Mitsubishi electric car. Like wow, it looks like a terrifying nightmare science fair experiment that went way wrong. Maybe, it could be used in a low budget science fiction movie. Yeah, one that is long on fiction and short on science.

Astronauts

Astronauts exercise in space. This is to prevent bone loss and other reasons. Hey, we do know that bones need calcium as well as exercise. Still, the lack of gravity is not good for you. Maybe, we cannot live on mars or on our moon.

Volatility

Volatility, just where has it gone? The market keeps on going up. Do not blame the current administration as they have run taxes up. Still, all those Chinese tariffs were indeed supposed to hurt us. Maybe, that is not our case.

bears

Oh wow, our bears are not hibernating because is way too warm.  Folks, this situation is so serious. They are suffering from insomnia. Basically, we all need to chill as we say.

Fedex

Here is the latest on amazon. They gave FEDEX the boot this xmas season. Maybe, this event should never surprise us. After all, we know that Jeff Bezos is the world's richest man. Well, that was true before his divorce anyway. Do wonder why he likes to break up. It could be that it is something in his genes.

ai race

China and the USA are in an ai race. Oh yes, artificial intelligence is scary. Well, there are many reasons. Here is one. Robots could indeed take over. Like wow, already they are doing a lot of jobs for us. That means less work for us organics.

Tesla neural network

Tesla neural network improves. Oh wow, it can now identify garbage cans. Probably, this is great news. Deep learning is currently all the rage. Basically, it could be that we will use AI self-driving cars... like a lot more in our coming years. Expect to see major advances in computer processing power.

racism

AI can be infected with a racism virus. Hang around long enough with humans and that could happen to you. Well, that is a joke my fine ones. Still, we do wonder why artificial intelligence has a preponderance toward behavior that is not nice. Maybe, it is something in our genes.

44 children

44 children were born to one mom. Definitely, this is so many. She should be given an award for bringing the world so many new ones. Hey, little kids can be a bundle of joy.

art

I do not know what art is. Please do ponder on the world we are on. Basically, there is so much that makes zero sense. OK, so art is one. Fellows, this event is especially true with modern drawings. Ah yes, those are not so nice.

Deep learning

Deep learning is helping computers become more proficient at basic tasks in artificial intelligence, but what does it mean? Basically, we have neural networks with more hidden layers and more neurons. That is what gives AI its amazing power. Expect exciting new breakthroughs are we get powerful processors.

Big tech

Big tech avoids regulations on artificial intelligence now. Fellows, this event should never surprise us. Ethical AI is a joke in so many ways. Do we really

even need to explain this to any one?

fake or real

Most of us can tell the difference between fake or real, but sometimes, it is not so easy. CGI is known as computer-generated images. Oh wow, these pictures are certainly getting a lot better every year. Maybe, this is because we have better algorithms and more processing power. Also, let me add, our computers have more memory.

California plane

California plane lands on an expressway. This was just now. Please do exercise some care. Boys and girls, it can be dangerous as we see.

FREE SHIP

Shoppers do love to see a FREE SHIP sign. However, the true actual cost is often buried in higher retail prices. I do know that shipping is expensive. Frankly, we all bear the added cost of the terribly inflated expenses.

packages

OK, so preventing packages from being stolen is a major woe. Please do listen up amazon. Hey, we are tired of having stuff taken from us. Most thieves work overtime on the holiday season. A lot of boxes are missing. Do not blame our worrisome economic crisis. Instead, we blame a gradual erosion in morals of the general population we serve.

PC

PC was supposed to die years ago. This did not occur. Instead, we see that people are still getting desktop dinosaurs for many reasons. First off, they have powerful processors. Basically, this allows us to edit videos and images. Also, the ubiquitous cell phone has a tiny micro screen.

snow

There is a lot of snow. Weather forecasters say that we will get some more. Oh wow, that is certainly not good for us.

Quantum computing

Quantum computing is now. Yeah, the regular kind is old school to the max. Actually, we gotta hand it to amazon. They are making quantum computer access as a service. Do hope that this access is not so expensive. Still, we do view it as awesome news.

Machine Intelligence

OK, so we do believe that machine intelligence will become more important in the coming years. Basically, this trend is amazing. Well, we see that our computers have more powerful processors. Also, they have a lot of additional memory. Expect this to play a role as AI becomes a dominant player in our game.

house prices

The forecast is that house prices go DOWN not up. Yeah, it will not look great next year. Banks do not want to loan money. Also, workers have seen a relative decline in wages. Oh wow, it does not look good for house prices. Realtors should wake up.

cameras

Yeah, we do enjoy cameras. Sadly, TV cameras are expensive. Also, they are so enormous. Do we say - gigantic in size? Well, that is no exaggeration my fine ones. Basically, we need to get them to shrink in both volume and price. That said, we are wondering just what the reason is.

wolves

Actually, most wolves are scary. Yet, that should not be our case. Dogs have not been derived from wolves that self domesticated years ago.  They are not the offspring of scavengers... that hung around our camp. Instead, some people adopted wolf pups. Basically, some wolves were nicer. These would become the dogs that we have right now. Just look at some Siberian Huskies and you tell me.

space

This house certainly does have a lot of shelves space. Well, that is what we see. Yet surprisingly, it is not very expensive. Hey, we should keep both of our eyes open. Great deals are popping up... like all around us.

pound surges

British pound surges... this is against the euro. Maybe we need to reevaluate that um BREXIT move. Hey, this has certainly been an interesting year. Please remember that ancient curse. It is - may you live in interesting TIMES.