Life

Life is an enigma. Ah yes, vulnerable we are... to life and its consequences. There is so much that eludes us. Certainly, this mystery is most curious.

grand canyon

Tourist dies at grand canyon. He was trying to take a picture with a new camera. Sadly, we know that he got too close to the rim. Folks, please do exercise some care. It is not necessary to get too close too the edge to create an exciting image. After all, we only go around once.

Sophie Jones

Sophie Jones was banned from playing football due to making monkey noises. OK, so they say that these noises are racism. Please explain that one to me. According to science... humans evolved from apes. However, Almighty God says that we came from Adam and Eve, so the choice is yours.

Flowers

Flowers do cheer me up. Their bright colors bring me joy. Let us celebrate the amazing universe we are in.

big houses

Folks, we do know that um  real estate is in woe. Ah yes, big houses tower over us. However, we wanna see a tiny home because it costs a lot less cash to cool in summer. Also, in a long winter it is far less expensive. Basically, we do like to keep warm.

sayings

There are pithy many sayings. Here is one. It does not matter how hard we try as we cannot drink down our sea. I do wonder exactly what that even means.

mini van

OK, so a woman was arrested due to her son dying in a hot mini van. Frankly, it was sad about her son. Hey, we are tired of hearing about very warm cars. The solution is easy - we ban the van. Please, we want stories like this one - no more. Remember, this is almost as important as banning the gun. Only then can we be safe or secure.

aliens

Belief in aliens is the new religion it does seem. College professors are already admitting that we might not be alone in our immense universe. Folks, we know that it is BIG as we see. Yet, there is still a certain stigma attached to believing in little green men.

house prices

Fellows, listen to me. Please look at our house prices. They are going down not up. OK, so that fact should not surprise us any. Hey, we are in an economic crisis. It could turn into a massive recession.

global warming

Students march against global warming we see. That could prove worrisome. After all, we know that most people are still using our gas cars. Well, the electric ones are so pricey. Do blame that enormous lithium battery that they use. Fellows, those power cells are massive in size.

toys r us

Do you remember toys r us. Hey, that was one amazing company. Sadly, the are no more. Well, in the USA any way. Fact is, there are still some toys r us stores in Canada - wow. Frankly, that is great news. OK, so I do not think that I wanna drive that far, but there we are.

Dumbo is near

Dumbo is near. This is a live action movie. Ah yes, Danny is in this one. Yo, we did like the Disney cartoon version.

Boeing

Boeing is in a crisis. Trump grounded the 737 max. Democrats might say that this event should have happened years ago. Oh wait, the sitting president back then was another man. I am so sorry. They cannot blame our prez.

remote viewing

I do not talk to dead ones. Perhaps, madame clairvoyant can assist you in that arena. Still, there was a CIA remote viewing program.  It allows people to see across the barrier of time and across our space. Certainly, this is strange stuff to be sure.

Hey, we believe that most people can learn remote viewing. Funny, there is no lotto number picking course. If you could do that - it would make a believer out of me.

Elon Musk

Elon Musk reverses course. He will not close all stores selling his iconic cars. Well, that is some max news. Hey, we found this closing process ominous or worrisome. Glad he is still around and so are... his cars.


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YouTuber Jack Harries

YouTuber Jack Harries protests against global warming. He was arrested just now. Little children, please remember to not saying anything against big oil ever. Otherwise, you might get in trouble and then no one is your friend anymore.


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Schools

Schools across our country are banning you tube due to momo. Colleagues, this response is so wrong. Basically, we know that momo is a game. Hey, we need to educate our minors. Ok, so banning you tube sends an incorrect message.

CALC.EXE

CALC.EXE is now open source. This legacy computer code use to be quite common. Yeah, it was an old windows program. Bill Gates should go back to work at his old company.

amazon purge

Folks, the amazon purge is worrisome. It has vendors in a panic. They are getting rid of a lot of products as we see. This is calculated to increase earnings. However, we might see the side effect of vendors going to fee bay I mean ebay or somewhere else to sell their items now. Please do keep both of your own eyes open. Citizens, things are about to change on us.

Quality Jobs

Quality Jobs are important to us. However, those are so rare. Most great jobs are slowly being sent over seas. Usually, it is to countries that pay LOW wages. Yeah, that would be a lot less than our current minimum wage.

emoji

Tinder has interracial couple emoji. Perhaps, this is a new wave. Just remember that things often start small and then they grow. Hey, it is a world that has very little to recommend to us. Still, we do wonder about what is going on. Life around us is wow. Certainly, there is a lot we need to learn in a coming new era.

Uber

Uber will not be charged with the fatal crash of a self-driving car. Well, that is some sour news. Alas, they will probably now care... even more? Yo, if they cared at all before, they will most likely not care now. Hey, that is my own opinion. Perhaps, we are wrong. Data suggests that we are not yet ready for self-driving cars. Could be that neural networks will improve in the coming year. Oh yes, we will see.

Netflix

Netflix is getting new movies. Well, we do not see many. Hey, they need to beef up. I am tired of low budget junk and me paying money. Frankly, you tube has a lot more going for it now. Maybe, we see that Netflix does need to wise up. Otherwise, they will soon join Block Buster video in the garbage can.

Being lonely

Being lonely is not so nice. People often tell you... that you need to go out more. Oh wow, we have to meet new people and try to get more companions. Just understand that you can be lonely even if there is a large crowd around you.

super commuters

Please do not envy this man. He takes a plane to go to work every day and spends a lot of time up in our air. Oh yes, super commuters are on an increase. Sadly, here is the hard impactful truth for the rest of us. It is not so super. Be told that we know it takes a toll on both your health and your marriage. People often are tired at work due to the number of hours they do spend going to work and lack of sleep even.