British people

British people swear different than americans. Yeah, they do use other words when they swear. Hey, we do not know why this is so. Maybe we need to investigate using swear science.

cope

Unpleasant tasks are a pain. Oh yes, we try to cope. That said, we do not often see things like as they really are. World depends on us. Let us try to be nicer.

fake video

Folks, we need to become more aware. Ah yes, fake video is coming. Hey, this exciting technology is so near. Just hope that the truth can win. Lies are getting better and a lot harder to see. It is this strange scenario we are in.

death cap

Beware of the death cap. These mushrooms are poisonous. Also, they are becoming a lot more common. Actually, they use to be quite rare. Folks, this world needs us. Let us linger a bit longer as we can.

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Bicycles

Bicycles might one day replace our cars. There is one thorny issue. People need to find a way to stay warm... like when it rains. Sadly, that is not our case. Let us keep moving forward and focus on making progress.

Craigslist

Craigslist faces an enormous facebook just now. Hey, this is indeed quite worrisome. We do believe they could lose ground in the upcoming war. Ah yes, time will tell and we can see. Let us keep both of our eyes open.

Intel tanks

Intel tanks after a revenue miss. Hey, they do have some expensive processors. Yeah, we wanna see em... like perform more. Well, we could also like cheap memory. Dream on say some Intel execs. All they care about is to make even more money. Folks, we do declare that the final day of reckoning is upon us.

slow down

Ah yes, an on going  slow down in china poses a real risk for our own economic crisis. That is what we sense. Please do keep both of your eyes open.

AI

Scientists want us to be afraid of artificial intelligence for some reason. AI scares us. Fellows, we have seen too many low budget AI inspired science fiction movies. These are often long on fiction and short on science. Robots are real, but most of us do not need to ponder many worrisome scenarios.

religion

Millennials are leaving religion for many reasons. Here is one. People are living in sin. They do not wanna see GOD no more. Well, that should not surprise us. Falling away is near. Oh wow, that is what we fear, and we do not have to be a seer.

Lyft

Lyft sues NYC over... driver minimum wage. Hey, they do not wish to pay a minimum. That is too much money. Yeah, we do not like execs. Basically, they are just a bunch of fat greedy pigs.

World's oldest man

World's oldest man is gone. He was 113 years old and that is certainly a long time to be in our universe. Still, we know that Adam, the first man, lived over 900 years. 113 is a youngster to one such as him it seems.

tiny boats

It is great that there are some tiny boats for us. First off, they do not cost a lot money. However, they can take us on a voyage.

Future

Future clothing styles might be more functional, than those we see now as common. After all, consumers might focus on getting a good return on the investment of their time as well as their hard earn money.

snow

Friends, there is just too much snow. I do know that winter is upon us. However, we do pray... for an early spring.

blue

Feeling a bit blue, are we? Yo, that is what we can sense. It is the time of our season. Winter is not so nice. Hey, that is what we are gonna see soon. Honestly, there is just too much snow. Also, we do not enjoy an ice rain.

bridge

Often, we wonder where we are going.

Think of life as a bridge to a place that is new.

Decorations

Decorations are on sale now. Well, that is how we can deal with our xmas season. Do keep in mind that we can save some coins.

You tube

You tube bans challenges that involve danger - wow. Bird box show might be one reason. Hey, this is one pop Netflix series. Certainly, we did not see this one coming. Oh wow, that was indeed a mean pun.

space x

10% of work force laid off at space x. Folks, we might go into an economic crisis. This really feels like an on going recession.

CHILL

There is a CHILL in our air. Just wish that many people understood that our Florida can seem so warm. Hey, that is not always the case. Frosts in January can occur.

trucks

Pick up trucks are red and tractors are green. Hey, do not ask me why this is... like we are not exactly sure on a reason.

Retail stores

Retail stores are in woe. People are buying on line now. Just look at the rise in amazon. Oh yes, they are certainly a success.


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Apple

Apple should buy Tesla the electric car company. Maybe, we will see it come. OK, so let us see... like what is near.

former private school

Here is a former private school that is no longer in use. Kids want the best chances to get into college, but private schools are expensive. Often, your parents cannot afford to send you to a great one. OK, so the result is that you might not get into college any more.

candy color

Friends, candy color windows are awesome. Still, there are those who do not like bright colors and prefer to see... drab shades of gray. Hey, this world we are in... like it can use more COLORS as we can see.

amazon

Fellows, take a long look at amazon. They did raise fees on sellers just now.  Please understand that this is a massive chunk of sour news. Do wish that this were not our case.

quantum arms race

US is in a quantum arms race. Fellows, we need more computer processing power. Also, we can use more memory.

TIME

People say that I do spend too much um TIME in front of a computer screen. Basically, we can sure agree... like on that one. Still, the internet is a great information source.

Dunning–Kruger effect

Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people who possess a low intellectual ability have the illusion of being superior. They mistakenly believe that their cognitive ability is far greater than it really is.

casino

Guard shoots man in a Nevada casino. There is very little information in our news. Hey, what a way to start a new year.