College

College is way too expensive. OK, so the future of jobs is about getting valuable skills, not degrees we tell you. Please understand that a lot of work is moving overseas. Big companies wanna TRIM expenses. Yeah, that means you.

economic crisis

Fellow colleagues, we will not sugar coat it for you. Basically, we are in an economic crisis. Just look at the stocks yesterday and it is not a great start for a new year. Oh yes, they do wanna blame a new war. Always, there are more excuses.

Baby giraffe

A baby giraffe was born in a zoo. This kid is almost as cute as tiny baby yoda or near so. Well, there we are.

holiday season

People do like the happy holiday season. Certainly, it can be a happy occasion. Still, all those gifts cost a boatload of money. Ah yes, getting them can be a nuisance. I prefer to stay home and not deal with the crowds at the mega mall or the big box store that is near.

26 of worst cars

Here is a list of the 26 worst cars ever. I am talking about within the last nine years. Let us not bring up an Edsel or other such automobile monstrosities of a bygone age. OK, so on the list was the Mitsubishi electric car. Like wow, it looks like a terrifying nightmare science fair experiment that went way wrong. Maybe, it could be used in a low budget science fiction movie. Yeah, one that is long on fiction and short on science.

Astronauts

Astronauts exercise in space. This is to prevent bone loss and other reasons. Hey, we do know that bones need calcium as well as exercise. Still, the lack of gravity is not good for you. Maybe, we cannot live on mars or on our moon.

Volatility

Volatility, just where has it gone? The market keeps on going up. Do not blame the current administration as they have run taxes up. Still, all those Chinese tariffs were indeed supposed to hurt us. Maybe, that is not our case.

bears

Oh wow, our bears are not hibernating because is way too warm.  Folks, this situation is so serious. They are suffering from insomnia. Basically, we all need to chill as we say.

Fedex

Here is the latest on amazon. They gave FEDEX the boot this xmas season. Maybe, this event should never surprise us. After all, we know that Jeff Bezos is the world's richest man. Well, that was true before his divorce anyway. Do wonder why he likes to break up. It could be that it is something in his genes.

ai race

China and the USA are in an ai race. Oh yes, artificial intelligence is scary. Well, there are many reasons. Here is one. Robots could indeed take over. Like wow, already they are doing a lot of jobs for us. That means less work for us organics.

Tesla neural network

Tesla neural network improves. Oh wow, it can now identify garbage cans. Probably, this is great news. Deep learning is currently all the rage. Basically, it could be that we will use AI self-driving cars... like a lot more in our coming years. Expect to see major advances in computer processing power.

racism

AI can be infected with a racism virus. Hang around long enough with humans and that could happen to you. Well, that is a joke my fine ones. Still, we do wonder why artificial intelligence has a preponderance toward behavior that is not nice. Maybe, it is something in our genes.

44 children

44 children were born to one mom. Definitely, this is so many. She should be given an award for bringing the world so many new ones. Hey, little kids can be a bundle of joy.

art

I do not know what art is. Please do ponder on the world we are on. Basically, there is so much that makes zero sense. OK, so art is one. Fellows, this event is especially true with modern drawings. Ah yes, those are not so nice.

Deep learning

Deep learning is helping computers become more proficient at basic tasks in artificial intelligence, but what does it mean? Basically, we have neural networks with more hidden layers and more neurons. That is what gives AI its amazing power. Expect exciting new breakthroughs are we get powerful processors.

Big tech

Big tech avoids regulations on artificial intelligence now. Fellows, this event should never surprise us. Ethical AI is a joke in so many ways. Do we really

even need to explain this to any one?

fake or real

Most of us can tell the difference between fake or real, but sometimes, it is not so easy. CGI is known as computer-generated images. Oh wow, these pictures are certainly getting a lot better every year. Maybe, this is because we have better algorithms and more processing power. Also, let me add, our computers have more memory.

California plane

California plane lands on an expressway. This was just now. Please do exercise some care. Boys and girls, it can be dangerous as we see.

FREE SHIP

Shoppers do love to see a FREE SHIP sign. However, the true actual cost is often buried in higher retail prices. I do know that shipping is expensive. Frankly, we all bear the added cost of the terribly inflated expenses.

packages

OK, so preventing packages from being stolen is a major woe. Please do listen up amazon. Hey, we are tired of having stuff taken from us. Most thieves work overtime on the holiday season. A lot of boxes are missing. Do not blame our worrisome economic crisis. Instead, we blame a gradual erosion in morals of the general population we serve.

PC

PC was supposed to die years ago. This did not occur. Instead, we see that people are still getting desktop dinosaurs for many reasons. First off, they have powerful processors. Basically, this allows us to edit videos and images. Also, the ubiquitous cell phone has a tiny micro screen.

snow

There is a lot of snow. Weather forecasters say that we will get some more. Oh wow, that is certainly not good for us.

Quantum computing

Quantum computing is now. Yeah, the regular kind is old school to the max. Actually, we gotta hand it to amazon. They are making quantum computer access as a service. Do hope that this access is not so expensive. Still, we do view it as awesome news.

Machine Intelligence

OK, so we do believe that machine intelligence will become more important in the coming years. Basically, this trend is amazing. Well, we see that our computers have more powerful processors. Also, they have a lot of additional memory. Expect this to play a role as AI becomes a dominant player in our game.

house prices

The forecast is that house prices go DOWN not up. Yeah, it will not look great next year. Banks do not want to loan money. Also, workers have seen a relative decline in wages. Oh wow, it does not look good for house prices. Realtors should wake up.

cameras

Yeah, we do enjoy cameras. Sadly, TV cameras are expensive. Also, they are so enormous. Do we say - gigantic in size? Well, that is no exaggeration my fine ones. Basically, we need to get them to shrink in both volume and price. That said, we are wondering just what the reason is.

wolves

Actually, most wolves are scary. Yet, that should not be our case. Dogs have not been derived from wolves that self domesticated years ago.  They are not the offspring of scavengers... that hung around our camp. Instead, some people adopted wolf pups. Basically, some wolves were nicer. These would become the dogs that we have right now. Just look at some Siberian Huskies and you tell me.

space

This house certainly does have a lot of shelves space. Well, that is what we see. Yet surprisingly, it is not very expensive. Hey, we should keep both of our eyes open. Great deals are popping up... like all around us.

pound surges

British pound surges... this is against the euro. Maybe we need to reevaluate that um BREXIT move. Hey, this has certainly been an interesting year. Please remember that ancient curse. It is - may you live in interesting TIMES.

ocean

Fellow colleagues, we do love our ocean. That said, it needs us. Sadly, people are using it as a garbage can. Hey, we should respect our seas. Certainly, they are not a dumping ground for waste or an open sewer.

bit chilly of late

I still remember saying a few months ago - oh wow, 40 degrees in the middle of the day, right in the middle of may.  Hey, that is a bit crisp we mean. Fellows, what can we even say? Brothers and sisters, it was, shall we say... just a bit um bit chilly of late, but we should expect that as winter nears. Uh yes, our weather is a COOL in this um crisp morning. There most certainly was no GLOBAL warming. Well, this year anyway.

Bakery

Bakery is wow. I do like to eat foods that are sweet and sugary. Frankly, those are not so good for me. Still, they indeed taste super.

airships

Hey, airships could return soon. Well, that would be so max. Basically, we are sad because we do not see many. OK, so that is due to the destruction of the Hindenburg so many years ago. Yo, we know that an air ship uses a lot less fuel than a conventional aircraft and as so neat to see. Frankly, we cannot wait until air ships fill our air. Like that would be great as living in a parallel universe.

 

cameras

Here is a list of the best beginner cameras. That said, some of these babies still shoot old school 1080p movies. Fellow colleagues, we know that um 4K is all the rage. Yeah, we will be at 8K soon. Best that we find models that shoot in the high range. Also, I really do like to have HDR functionality built in.

severe

Yo, severe allergies in children are rising. What do we mean - severe? Life-threatening for one. I just ate some peanut butter, but it might be illegal soon. Hey, the number of peanut allergies keeps on going up every year.

dumb move

Folding smartphone has no google search engine.  My dear colleagues, that is a really dumb move. Well, they are angry. Chinese we mean. After all, there is a trade war on. Please do tell me to wake up... like when this war is over.

nine year old genius

This just in. OK, so there is a nine-year-old genius. He graduated from the university right now. Frankly, that news takes our breath away. He is nine. I still remember second-semester calculus and the final exam. Bro, that was a pain-filled experience. Yeah, I did say pain.

Friendship crisis

Friendship crisis is woe. This affects many men. Hey, it was a lot easier... like when they were young. Sadly, people are not as connected now.

Employers

Employers steal workers wages. Folks, this is so common. They are always trimming expenses some more. Hey, it is one way... that they can cut corners. Basically, they keep on coming up with more excuses. Yeah, that is so that they do not need to pay you.

new map

Boston schools are getting  new map. This idea is interesting to me. Hey, we do need to learn from our maps. Mostly, they are distortions in many ways.

wall street

Fellow colleagues, right now wall street has some economic concerns. Basically, our situation is so worrisome. Investors are hesitant to put more money in.

greenery

Ah yes, we do love greenery. It does bring me joy. However, the leaves are falling now. Sadly, they will be gone soon. Well, another year is soon no more.

Netflix

Netflix plans to battle Apple TV+, Disney, and many other streaming services.  What about amazon prime? I do like amazon. Yeah, their service is free as in no money. Best that they get some new movies.

beans

Oh yes, beans were crucial to the evolution of man. Hey, we are not making this story up. Like it is just too funny. BTW, we know that beans contain raffinose - a trisaccaride sugar... that cannot be digested by man. It can be digested by gut bacteria which produce methane gas.

over run

Tourists have our cities over run. Oh wow, there are just simply too many. Yeah, they do bring in necessary money. However, at a great cost to us. Fellow colleagues, time is not a friend, but an enemy.

Clapping ban

Clapping ban is on. Oxford university students want to ban clapping due to noise. It might be bad for people on the spectrum as in aspergers.

Boeing fires Kevin

Boeing fires Kevin - wow. He was the head of the unit that made the ill fated Boeing 737 max. Folks, our situation is serious. This use to be a great company. Well, the executives tried to trim expenses. Also, they wanted to save some coins. Sadly, they hired from over seas some $9 per hour engineers. Do add, they fired long time American workers and the scary results are there for all of us to see. Frankly, we do get that for which we pay. Please be careful about what jet you get in.

cobalt blue sky

I like the cobalt blue sky as well as the cloud which is white and crispy. Nature certainly is beautiful and so awesome. Frankly, it takes our breath away.

smart car

Getting a smart car is a dumb move. For example, you might have an absolutely smashing experience. That would not be good for you. After all, being in a hospital intensive care unit is expensive.

the outer worlds

Here it is. Oh wow, the outer worlds is mega max. Yeah, this is one crazy video game. Do say it is insane. Well, please do enjoy.

Birds

Birds often seem sad to me. Cats might be one reason. Yeah, those furry feline are out looking for more prey.

Delete Facebook

Delete Facebook is a meme. Yeah, the hash tag is taking off now. Mark, this is no walk in the park, as we see.

gazebo

Do we like to see a gazebo? It does cheer me up... for some reason. Still, they are expensive. I saw one in home depot for half price. It was over one thousand dollars - wow. Perhaps, we need to start saving pennies.

Barney the dinosaur

Barney the dinosaur is getting a new movie. What can we say on our nemesis? Begone you purple menace.

cars

This is a good time to buy cars. Expect them to get more expensive. Well, the GM strike is one reason. Workers in other companies... they also want higher wages. OK, so less product and more demand means a higher price.

spain

Violence erupts in spain. OK, so separatists were put in prison. Folks, the whole world feels like a giant mess. Do hope that things can improve.

positive

Being positive is seen as poisonous now. Oh yes, toxic positively is the name. Hey, we are not making this scene up. Do remember when being negative was wrong. Funny how life is. Welcome to the politically correct - say zero. Certainly, they want you to say nothing because everything might offend some one. Yo, we say - be a plus and not a minus.

colors

Do we like bright colors - yes. Well, here is my case. I like shades of fiery orange. Those tones are so warm. Blue is a bit depressing in my opinion.

music

Here is the latest music. Oh wow, it is construction noise. Folks, we are not making this one up. It is just too crazy. Maybe, we should move... like to an alternate parallel universe. This one is SOLID gone.

1968

1968 novel predicted the world we live in now. Hey, that is stunning accuracy. Maybe, like the author was able to time travel to the future and see. Yeah, back then there was no internet and computers were enormous.

Wealth

Wealth is a taboo now. Oh wow, people do not like to talk about making money. Perhaps, this is due to an influence from liberal left wingers. Personally, I call it caviar communism. Hey, that is just my opinion.

Bed Bath and beyond

Bed Bath and Beyond will close sixty stores soon. Folks, we do indeed blame our on going economic crisis. Yeah, things are getting even worse. Expect to see... like more malls closing in coming years.

Google street view

OK, so a man tracks down a pop star using Google street view. Let me tell you. Technology is not a friend, but an enemy. Yeah, we know that things use to be a lot nicer. Please remember how life was - years ago.

Neural Networks

Neural Networks are used to create deep fake images. Video are also coming. Well, spotting a fake is not so easy. Still, here are clues for you. Often there is flickering in an image. Also, the duration of the videos is short as in only a  few secs. Well, deep fake videos are computer intensive and require massive processor power.

thunderstorms

Frankly, our sad life has many might thunderstorms and black clouds can roll in. Those can really bring us... like a heavy pounding rain. It is best that we get ready for what is coming. Please do work hard to start to prepare. My guess is that the days ahead will not be easy ones. Well, that is just my guess.

face coin

OK, so pay pal is pulling the plug on libra or say we face coin. This is the new face book crypto currency. Yeah, we love a great pun. Maybe, they do not wanna um FACE some music.

circus

I have hear an ancient saying. Basically, it is that if you elect some clowns you will get to see a circus. Well, the elephants are certainly about us. Maybe we need the side show freaks to find new employment soon.

some farmers

Sadly, some farmers are in a struggle to even survive. Yeah, there is now a trade war. People are not buying our grain. Well, that is a pressing issue.

Face Book

Face Book does hide the likes now. Well, that is some sour news. Frankly, I do wish that every one... that they would like me. ❤

convince

It is hard to become a sales pro. After all, we have to convince our consumers. Fellows, that is not so easy. Yeah, we need to find reps... that are better than us.

free coding lessons

Twitch gives free coding lessons now. Frankly, that is great news. Yeah, we could certainly use some. Coding can be a major pain.

bottle cap

I do like this bottle cap. Maybe, it is just me. Still, it does look like teeth in a way. Perhaps, my vivid imagination is taking over.

life's building blocks

Ah yes, life's building blocks could have originated in another universe. Basically, one where the laws of physics are different than our own. That would explain why they do not develop here and for evolution the evidence is zero. Still, our own universe could be a complex computer simulation like Elon Musk says. Funny, the latest from science is - we are living in a video game. Reality is not real and life came from another universe. Please do wake me up when this horrible fright mare is over.

nissan cross over

Hey, we await the new electric nissan cross over. It is coming soon. OK, so they do promise a long range. Well, 226 miles is nice. Frankly, we do not believe every promise. Do tell me what can happen when we get extremely cold weather as in BELOW zero. Expect a major reduction in total range.

oil industry

Right now the oil industry is mounting a defense against climate change pros. Hey, most of our cars run on gas. Sadly, electric models are limited in range. Charging an electric car is a long tedious process.

US coastlines

US coastlines are vanishing from our view. Hey, this situation is serious. After all, the could be a day coming when the beach is no more.

phone addiction

Ah yes, phone addiction is a serious issue. Most individuals really spend too much time on their electronic devices and browsing the world wide web AKA our internet, but the solution is... do get out there some more. Try to breathe in pure air.