six warning signs

Just might be that your job is in danger, so look for these six warning signs.  Oh yes, there are six. Most are obvious to you. For example, a boss the screams outsource. All he wants to do is fire someone.

go pro

Basically, people stopped buying cameras. Sadly, they never sent go pro a memo. Customers do not want another device to carry. They use their cell phones now. Yeah, we see go pro in woe. Do blame the big boss. a man called nick wooden man. Sadly, he cannot adapt to our new era. Quadcopters are the future for us. Karma was an interesting flying camera. However, it dropped out of the sky and so has the stock price in go pro. Not sure on the future of this company. Maybe, there is none. Like we do not believe it can survive.

Robotic arm

Robotic arm serves coffee in morning. Well, that should wake us up. Cafe X is the name. Hey, it might seem a bit catchy to me. Yeah, that is how it seems. Boycott Starbucks and get instead a bionic barista to serve you.

Free Wi-Fi

Free Wi-Fi is coming to miami.  That is super max. Like we can use some. Phones companies charge a lot for each gig. Also, they keep coming up with a new plan that is according to them better for me than the old one. It is always a combination of fewer minutes and more expensive.

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GIF

GIF animations are hard to monetize as in coins. Still, we like to use em. What will tomorrow indeed bring us.



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Starbucks

Starbucks says crowded stores are turning off consumers. Maybe those complaining customers should go to the mall and shop at target or sears. Those stores are empty or near so. Well, the ones that are still open. Hey, we got a big boat load of bad news. What a way to start a new year.

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20 million in mattress

20 million in box spring mattress found just now. This guy likes to sleep on some money. He must be related to uncle scrooge. Oh wow, it has to be a box spring.

passenger jet

Japan is building a passenger jet now. It has been delayed two years. Well, that is
amazing news. Just what can we see. Basically, it is a lot harder than people thought it was. Finally, we realize why things take more time than we thought they would at the first gaze. Murphy's law rears his ugly head again. Problems at the last minute always seem to pop up.

ship comes in

I have heard colleges say - my ship comes in. What does that even mean? Basically, it means that you become a major success. Frankly, life is like a casino. Only a chosen followed to win. If you are not on the list, they will accuse you. Pit bosses will throw you out for cheating and you will understand that it is like a crooked card game.

LA

LA has the most expensive mansion in america. Yeah, we cannot show you an image. However, it has 38,000 square feet of space. Big livers need 200 million in green.

Flowers

Flowers and butterflies add color to our universe. OK, so may the world become one. Yet, we need to understand where we are.

K-mart

K-mart is closing more stores and so is sears. This was one of the worst years. Xmas saw a lot fewer shoppers and the malls are bleeding red ink like a mortal injury. Sadly, these shopping places keep on losing money. Just look at the malls as most are empty or near so. Finding a parking place is easy. However, this is not a good sign. Economists are blaming the internet giant amazon. Hey, stop clutching at straws my fine ones. Basically, it is our ongoing economic crisis. Like it just keeps on getting max worse.

Flying cars

Flying cars are near. That is what marc says. Well, we are not so sure. First off, they would be mega expensive. Also, people would complain about the noise. Do you remember the blade runner movie. It shows you a future that never was. Just need to understand why this technological breakthrough is not near. Get used to driving a ground car. Oh yes, that is the fascinating future that we see.

logic inverse

Often we are told that to sell more... we must lower our prices. Here is the logic inverse. Charge a premium price. Sadly, many people are willing to pay. What else can we say? ♞

cities are expensive

Oh wow, cities are expensive. Here is a list of the top twenty that will cost you big green. Typically, desirable places cost more money. Most will have you jumping in joy. Still, I like places that are so warm. Hey, that is not the case in swiss. Yeah, the most expensive one is geneva.

salary increase

Hey, want a salary increase? Change the industry you are in. Oh my, that is not so easy. Let us see... we are so worrisome.

AA

AA or American Apparel is moving to Canada to save money. Tax load is less now. When you ask a senator about jobs going away; he says - everything is fine and you are a nut case.

perfect start up name

Friends, it is time to create the perfect start up name. Maybe you should use a z. Yeah, that letter is awesome. Starting with an a is over done and then some more. Let us find a new way. Perhaps that will help us in our voyage.

CO2

CO2 increase fills the news. However, we do not see a promotion of bicycles by our gov. Instead, there is a carbon tax they want to hit us. Yeah, another TAX increase. Basically, that will make gas prices go up. Funny how they don't talk about that one. Instead, they just blame us. OK, so here is something that is curious. Notice that they do not like to talk about rising seas. Well, there are none.

abandoned places

Frankly, we notice a lot of scary abandoned places now. Certainly, there are many more. It is our ongoing economic crisis.   Senators claim that everything is fine and we are crazy. Please do open your eyes. Like every day we see more homeless people roaming - very numerous.

macy

Take a look at macy. Stock at a 52 week low just now. Fellows, there is no recovery. Like we are in an on going economic crisis.

shoes

Time to get new shoes is now. Ah yes, the road ahead of us... is long, winding and narrow. Politicians say that everything is fine, but they are wrong. It is time to given em a BOOT!

Chrysler

Chrysler have a new concept car. Portal is the name. Wish they would create something that is really new. For example, they could make a flying car. That would be super max.

down hill

Water goes down hill for some reason. Gravity some may say. Yeah, that is their answer. However, balloons go up.

Universal Basic Income

Universal Basic Income is an idea whose time has come. Most of us would benefit from basic income. Still, it would cause taxes to increase some more. For that reason... many would see it as something to oppose. Still, cities are quite expensive. People have to pay rent every month and often have no money. Quality of life will improve.