4K cameras

4K cameras are awesome. Film quality is super max. However, videos on the internet are experiencing compression. That introduces artifacts that degrade the view. What we need are more movies. Not just in 4K any way.

arachnophobia

Steven Gibbs suffers from arachnophobia. Fear of spiders is what that word does mean. Hey, we do not like those creepers. Yesterday, one bit me. Just why do they exist any way. People should get a spray can. Like we can fumigate the area. Get rid of tarantulas that scare us. Bugs that bite people deserve to become an extinct species. Colleges, that is how it is. Spiders are more than just creepy. Fact is, they can be poisonous.

soda pop

I do not like soda pop. There is too much sugar. Like that is not good for you. Well, we need to find a new way. Sugar free is also not an option for us.

survive

Big cities will go away... some small towns may survive. Night is not a friend, but an enemy. What do we gain from sun gazing. Not sure on gain. Darkness is a given.

pay pal gets rid of its ebay roots

Like wow, pay pal gets rid of its e-bay roots this year. Finally, it is treated as a separate company. Yeah, this is great news. Do wish they would grow up. Just listen to me... freezing accounts is a pain. Maybe if they stop doing that, people will use em more.

european mars mission

Got some sour news. It is on our european mars mission. Yeah, we do fear things are about to get even worse. Like there is a feeling of sorrow. Always did like the planet known as mars. Better luck next time fellow voyagers.

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fail whale

Twitter was down again. Attack came in waves. Truly, this is so scary. Well, it is back up. Maybe we need to lock pranksters up. Frequency of malware is increasing.

AT&T

AT&T may buy time warner. That is the latest news. OK, ma bell needs to stop buying up companies. Folks, this is sour news. Do wish things were better for us. Less competition usually means HIGHER prices.

Netflix

What is leaving Netflix or coming. Yeah, they have old movie. Like most are so poor.  Wish the bought a few good ones. Sadly, those are expensive. Hey. we can dream can't we.

bugs

Why are there so many BUGS in computer programs. It is like being in a field in summer. Most are simply logic errors. Actually, these are quite common. Still, we need to pay more attention to quality control and pay more. Yeah, a lot of coders make 50 cents an hour down in asia. Hard to motivate your people without using green.

amazon

Don't buy stuff on amazon. Hey apple says 90% of its products are fakes - not genuine. Well, that should indeed surprise no one. Knock off king is asia. Wonder who the queen is.

big mac

OK so only one in five millennials has eaten a big mac. Time to sit down you CLOWN... or we will get angry. Fellows, this bozo is creepy. Basically, I do not want a small coke or a big mac. Yeah, they are both horrible for your health - coke is full of sugar. The burger is full of fat and greasy.

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Trump

Trump does threaten to lock up Hillary if he wins. Oh wow, the plot thickens as we say. Certainly, we are in interesting times and that is not a positive view. Do wonder what tomorrow can give us. Just keep both your eyes open. Bumpy highway full of pot holes is ahead for all of us.

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porch pirates

OK, so porch pirates are stealing packages that arrive via amazon. Best that a signature is something you require. Folks, this is a really BIG issue. Most people cannot stay home waiting for that important package to arrive. Let us start getting some secure cameras. Maybe we can catch the porch pirates before they pull off another caper.

Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald is resigning. He was just too creepy. Yeah, clowns are that way. People do not like em any. That is why we do not go to the circus. It is not the elephants or tigers that scare us. Oh wow, it is the weirdos with big red noses. All he needs to do is get a clown car. Ronald McDonald should have retired many years ago.

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Esperanto

Esperanto failed to transform our universe. Yeah, it would be great if we all had a language in common. People could communicate with more ease. Sadly, that is not our case. In fact, it has less than one million regular speakers and will die away. Maybe there is little hope for us. All we see is greed over money.

acid rain

Environmentalists have stopped talking about acid rain. All they seem to speak on now is global warming. They are against burning coal for some reason. Sadly, we understand what is going on. Like there is no acid rain. Doubt there ever was.

Netflix down again

Netflix down again. Fellows, it is time to upgrade your servers. Yeah, that old school blade is cutting us... to pieces. Where are my movies. Oh, that's right, I cannot see any. However, I still have to pay. Funny, if I do not show up for work the fire me. Like that should also apply to you. Please get your ducks in a row. Otherwise, I might drop your service. After all, I get free movies on amazon. Well, they are not exactly free, but a bonus that is part of amazon prime.