cognitive inferiority

Neanderthal cognitive inferiority model is wrong. There is no evidence of this being so. In fact, there were skilled hunters that lived in the frozen wastes of ice age europe. Certainly, their lives were not so easy.

save energy

Citizens, we need to save energy. People, our CO2 levels are increasing. Taxes are going on up. Much as we have said before, change needs to occur.

music is wise

People, music is wise. It can make you smarter even. This is the Mozart effect yo. Playing music can help you. Buying an instrument is worth the money. Oh yes, thank your mom. She got you all those lessons on a piano.

garden of roses

Life is a garden of roses. That is what we say. Do try to smell some.

apes

Scientists say that we are apes. Well, some of us do not agree. For example, there is me. Differences are many. Future will not be kind to men in science. People did not evolve from apes. Please remember, the answers are in genesis.

Dont do it Kimber

Dont do it Kimber. What can we say on our guy. He has no car insurance. Yeah, that is an important metric for us. Gotta laugh every time man. Ads can bring us joy.

ASH CLOUDS

Friends, ash clouds ground flight to Australia just now. This does indeed worry me. Like why are we not able to go to oz. Bad news we say. Oh yes, so it is for passengers or crew.

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light house

GPS means that we do not need a light house any more. Well, that is good news. Still, a light house has a special charm all of its own.

face off

Citizens do not like war. Violent games are a proxy. I once went to a fight and it turned into a hockey game.

episode seven

Yeah, we like star wars. Here it comes. Disney needs to create a great episode seven. Luke needs to be awesome. Han should be in it again.

ipod nano

Yeah, I love the ipod nano. However, it is just too expensive. What can we say on this company. They like super massive prices.

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Beyond

Beyond this life there is another one. What does the future hold for us. Do we dare to imagine. Maybe it is not what we want, but what is.

wall mart must pay up

Friends, got some super news. Oh yes, wall mart must pay up. They close stores that unionize. What a mean company. Wish we did not have them near us. All they do is pay micro wages. Basically, it can ruin our economy.

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super markets

Here are the worst super markets in america. This is so max. Long lines was my pet peeve. Oh wow, we got an increase in prices.

Twitter is doomed

Twitter is doomed we say. Hard to find a use. 140 characters is a mess. Like we need more.

space agency

What do astronauts eat in space. Like that is a super question and we want an answer. OK so that is our main course. Yeah, it is our answer. Perhaps we need help from a space agency. Freeze dried foods are common. Just give me a warm soup.

save money

Customers wanna save money. Yeah, on car insurance. Here is a joke for you.  It is via geico.

DONT DO IT KIMBER!

shopping is mall going away

Victims seldom speak up. Well, we have a lot more poor. Basically, shopping was popular once. However, that is no longer our case. There are serious consequences. For example, shopping mall is going away. Like that should surprise no one. It use to be an american icon. Oh wow, that was ages ago. Sadly, most shopping malls are falling into severe ruin.

Red flags

Red flags when moving in. OK are a lot of store fronts boarded up. Like do you see for sale sign on every corner. Time to open your eyes is now. Politically correct can cost you money.

Oxford

Gatsby claimed he was an Oxford man. I do believe it is an interesting experience. Still, in the story Jay Gatsby really did go to Oxford years ago.

XP still in use

XP still in use. That is a surprise. Certainly, most people upgraded years ago. However, it is a stable system that is easy on our eyes.

Getting workers

Getting workers is not so easy. Most are in big cities, but those are expensive. OK so maybe you have a business in a rural area. Long commutes are a pain. Well, you can offer flex time to your workers and other benefits so they do not have to do the rat race.

surface pro

Folks, surface pro is a no go. This DOA system is not convincing me. Well, back to the drawing board young me. Please try to create a winner.

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bit coin or con

Question, what is it - yes. OK is it bit coin or con. Customers want to get an easy to use currency. This is not the same as money. Time to be careful is now.

wild berries

There are acres of wild berries where I am. Oh yes, we did say acres. Most are small and sour. Still, they make some amazing pies.