Palantir

 Palantir accepts payments in gold or bit coin. They are warning of a black swan. Hey, that is some sour news. Frankly, we should keep both of our eyes open. Maybe, a major event is near. Let us hope that things can improve. I do see sunset for our empire. Do look at the setting sun.

Snopes

 Snopes apologizes on plagiarism - wow. Please stop fact checking me. The truth is out there for all of us to see.

Kids

 Kids prefer online courses. There is no elementary school bully to beat you up. Yeah, or steal your lunch money. Let me add, make your life misery in recess. Hey, we might see what has happened as a blessing instead of a curse. Teachers do miss the contact of being one on one. However, there are a lot of things that we certainly do not miss. Frankly, we believe that internet learning is super max.

church

 The small community church is slowly fading away. People do not want to hear about sin. Well, that fact should never surprise us. After all, people are becoming less religious every year. Ministers call this process... the great falling away.

Disney

 Disney boosts the dow jones to a record high just now. Hey, I thought that the dow would dive due to our current crisis. Well, it seems that I was so wrong. People simply -  cannot get enough of the mouse. Today, there was a lot of traffic near the tragic kingdom, um magic we mean.

dark

 OK, so they say - that things are never as DARK as they may seem. I do not agree with the word um never. Yeah, we can definitely not agree. What, we can wonder on is - just when is this horrible fright mare over.

Senator Rand Paul suspended from You Tube

 Senator Rand Paul was suspended from You Tube just now. Yeah, they did not like what he was saying. Folks, like me be obvious, freedom of speech is no more. Also, there is no longer any freedom of the press.